Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Was That My Out Loud Voice?



Another edition of things I probably shouldn't have said.

Of course I knew what you were talking about. I just chose to mock instead.

I want the sandwich WITHOUT the wingnut.

Where's Madam Pomfrey when we need her?

I walk into a place like this and I can't help but wonder what time they dance on the bar.

He followed you into the restroom? Did he tap his foot under the stall?

Naughty doesn't get anyone anywhere!

You're funny. I'll be sure to share that one with my next husband while we're spending all your money.*

I'm melting.

While I do not currently have a scathing retort, you check your email periodically for a doozy!*

You can give them back the key to the mini bar. Just tell them we don't need it because your wife is a recovering alchoholic. (husband looks at me like I've lost it) What?...They won't even question you. But if you tell them you don't drink because you're a Mormon they'll look at you funny.

Let's go around the block once. Then maybe they won't remember that we're the ones who drove on their sidewalk.

*These two were actually lines from television shows. I made it a point to remember them so I could use them later...and of course, I did.

5 comments:

Vennesa said...

Could I have a little more detail on the wing nut sandwich?

tammy said...

Hilarious.

That weird look because you're a Mormon? I get that just when I tell people I'm from Utah.

I have now committed the one about the next husband to memory and am planning on using it too.

M-Cat said...

LOL - I too am going to remember the husband one and use it. TOnight.

Funny girl!

tiburon said...

I love that you said all these things.
It makes me love you even more.

Momnerd said...

LOL, too funny!