Early one morning:

Sleepy six year old (looking out her window): "Mom, why's there a toilet on our lawn?"
Me: (thinking to myself as I walked down the hall to look out the window): "..silly girl she must be really tired! Why would she say such a thing?"

Me (looking out the window now): "Hmmmmmm.....because it's true."
Sleepy 6 year old: "Told you!"
Me: "Somebody please go check out the toilet on the lawn."
(stomp, stomp, push, shove...4 out of 5 kids run to the door at once and push their way outside.)
Kids: "Holy Cow!?!"
Me: "Don't TOUCH it!"

(Of course, they don't listen.)

Kids (after a thorough investigation): "It's emtpy."
Me: "Whew! Just leave it there, he'll be back to get it later."

This is why I love my neighbors. They crack me up!
This was apparently the result of a long-running
slightly irreverent email conversation that had gone on the previous day between my husband and several of the other husbands in our neighborhood.
The neighbor across the street came later that morning and retrieved his throne. But only after I'd sent him
a threat an email that went something like this,
"That's mighty bold of you, considering you and your lovely wife will be out of town all weekend.....just sayin'."All I can say, Mr. Neighbor, is watch out!
Seriously though, I really love my neighbors! They are hilarious and sarcastic. What more could you ask for?