When I was in elementary school I read a book full of popular cliches, only they had different/crazy endings.
For example: "People in glass houses shouldn't throw stones" ended up being "People in glass houses shouldn't.....undress."
I wish I could remember the name of the book, but it's been
Let's start with:
"He who lives by the sword......."
Leave your ending in the comments.
P.S. I need a laugh. So, if you make me laugh out loud, I might just send you a prize!