Take a look...

This is my new nephew.

Can't you just smell that heavenly new baby smell?

This is what I'm doing right now

Yes, I'm bleaching my teeth. It was free with my "new patient exam and xrays". Of course I had to let them fill all my cavities first. So twelve fillings and a wad of cash later (not too bad thanks to insurance) here I am.

It kinda burns. Is it supposed to burn?

What if....

What if you took your kids to Maverick for an Icee?
What if you secured the plastic domed lids to the cups and very carefully dispensed the Wild Cherry (even though they whined for the Coke flavor)?
What if you placed the long red straw into the hole in the top and handed it to the four year old with a warning: "Don't spill it!"
What if he didn't spill it?
What if, instead, he promptly BLEW INTO THE STRAW AS HARD AS HE COULD!!! Then looked up at you with that "What-the-heck-just-happened" look on his face as Wild Cherry slush dripped off his face, his shirt, and his hands?

What would you do?